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Some considerable time ago I was giving some talks at a school, and
my wife and I were kindly hosted at the home of the Headmaster and
his family.  And his menagerie, as it turned out.

They had quite a few beasties, from the usual to the less usual. Of
all of them, the one that's stuck in my mind, though, is their dog,
called Mixture.  The name was appropriate - they didn't know what mix
of breeds was in there, but it was wide.  Mixture was affectionate
and fun, friendly without being overpowering, and had a genuinely
lovely temperament.

So one day five of us went for a walk - the Headmaster's wife, their
son, Rachel (my wife), and Mixture.  Out of respect for his privacy
I'll call the son "John" (not his real name ... or is it?).  John
(who was about 11 years of age) had brought with him a battered old
tennis ball, clearly to throw for Mixture to chase.

We'd been walking in the park for some time when I asked John when
he was going to throw the ball.  He handed it to me and said, "Here,
you throw it."  I did, and Mixture screamed off after it, collected
it, and raced back.  John said "You know that's the end of it, don't
you."  I didn't quite understand what he meant until I tried to
retrieve the ball from Mixture, who was clearly having none of it.
It was now his, and his it would remain.

John was amused, but that amusement rapidly turned to astonishment
when I stood up with the ball in my hand.  I cast the ball into the
distance, and John, clearly confused and more than just a little
impressed asked, "How did you get the ball ?!?"

Well, I'd used what seems to be a little known technique, and when
Mixture again returned I demonstrated.  Holding the ball in one hand,
with Mixture gripping it firmly and pulling a little, I lifted his
ear and blew into it.  Instantly Mixture dropped the ball, and I held
it damply, but triumphantly in my hand before again launching it into
the distance.

John, of course, was eager to try the technique, and we watched as
Mixture again retrieved the ball, and again raced back to us, but
this time with a difference.  Instead of coming straight back and
playing the "I've got the ball, you can't have it" game, he orbited,
at speed, in circles, just out of range.

Mixture he might have been, but stupid he was not.

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