• I don't suffer from stress - I'm a carrier.
• "Bother!", said the Borg as they assimilated Pooh.
• You can't wind me up, I'm electric!
• If you can't stand the heat, don't tickle the dragon.
• Thank God children are made of washable material.
• The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
• I owe, I owe, so off to work I go!
• Actually, HTML is very useful, as a flag to say "You don't need to read this email."
• Drink Coffee! Do stupid things, faster, and with more energy!

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Quotation from Tim Berners-Lee