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File: RandomQuotations ********> width="32%" [[[ "If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his own language, that goes to his heart." * Nelson Mandela ]]] [[[ The whole theory of modern education is radically unsound. Fortunately, in England at any rate, education produces no effect whatsoever. * Lady Bracknell, _ The Importance of Being Earnest ]]] [[[ It is therefore not unreasonable to suppose that some portion of the neglect of science in England, may be attributed to the system of education we pursue. * Babbage, Charles ]]] [[[ .... man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but usually manages to pick himself up, walk over or around it, and carry on. * Churchill, Winston S. ]]] ******** width="2%" ******** width="32%" [[[ Verbing weirds language - Calvin (& Hobbs) ]]] [[[ "To have another language is to possess a second soul." * Charlemagne ]]] [[[ ''' <table> ''' <tr><td colspan="2">Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better.</td></tr> ''' <tr><td width="20%"> </td><td width="80%">-- Samuel Beckett</td></tr> ''' <tr><td colspan="2"><hr></td></tr> ''' <tr><td colspan="2">No. Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try.</td></tr> ''' <tr><td width="20%"> </td><td width="80%">-- Yoda</td></tr> ''' </table> ]]] [[[ The power of accurate observations is commonly called cynicism by those who haven't got it. * George Bernard Shaw ]]] [[[ Sooner or later every man has to get married. You can't blame everything on the Government. ]]] [[[ Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy, and taste good with ketchup. ]]] ******** width="2%" ******** width="32%" [[[ Savor the fruit of life, my young friends. It has a sweet taste when it is fresh from the vine. But don't live too long. The taste turns bitter... after a time. ]]] [[[ I hope the mathematicians, however, are well rewarded. I promise never to blackleg their profession, nor take the bread out of their mouths. * Churchill, Winston S. ]]] [[[ Some of you may have had occasion to run into mathematicians and to wonder therefore how they got that way, ... * Tom Lehrer ]]] [[[ I'm trying to like people, it's just that it's so hard getting past the stupid ones. * Becker (TV series) ]]] [[[ Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything but you can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs. ]]] ********< ---- You might also like the ScienceBasedQuotations page, _ or the page of OneLiners. Laying out this page is _ also an exercise in the KnapsackProblem, one of the _ PvsNP questions.